我偷偷地親了爸爸一下，感覺他臉上的面板很粗糙，這是為什麼呢？可能因為爸爸的臉上有很多鬍鬚吧。
I kissed my father secretly. I felt the skin on his face was rough. Why? Maybe it's because dad has a lot of beard on his face.
當我第二次親的時候，聞到了一股氣味。啊！原來是爸爸身上的煙味兒，真臭！要是再讓我親他，得讓他先戒菸，因為這味兒讓我想吐！
When I kissed for the second time, I smelled a smell. Ah! It's the smell of dad's cigarette. It stinks! If I kiss him again, I must let him quit smoking first, because the smell makes me feel sick!
早晨，我溜到媽媽床邊，偷偷親了她一下。媽媽從睡夢中驚醒，說：“是誰在親我呀？”睜眼一看是我，就鑽進被窩不讓我親，說我沒刷牙。我本來也不想親她的，因為她也還沒洗臉刷牙，很臭的。
In the morning, I slipped to my mother's bed and kissed her secretly. Mother woke up from her sleep and said, "who is kissing me?" As soon as I opened my eyes, I got into the bed and didn't let me kiss. I said I didn't brush my teeth. I didn't want to kiss her, because she didn't wash her face and brush her teeth. It stinks.
不過，偷親爸媽真是太好玩啦！
But it's so much fun to steal parents!
